Agrado
Mi chiamano Agrado perché per tutta la vita ho sempre cercato di rendere la vita gradevole agli altri... oltre che gradevole sono molto autentica.
Guardate che corpo... tutto su misura. Occhi a mandorla 80 mila. Naso, 200 buttateli tutti perché l'anno dopo me l'hanno ridotto cosi con una altra bastonata. Tette, due, perché non sono mica un mostro, però le ho già super ammortizzate. Silicone.. naso,fronte, zigomi, fianchi e culo. Un litro sta sulle 100 mila, perciò fate voi il conto perché io già l'ho perso. Limatura della mandibola 75 mila. Depilazione definitiva col laser, perché le donne vengono dalle scimmie quanto l'uomo, sino a 4 sedute, però se balli il flamenco ce ne vogliono di più è chiaro. Quello che stavo dicendo è che costa molto essere autentica signora mia... e in questo non bisogna essere tirchie, perché una più è autentica quanto più somiglia all'idea che ha sognato di se stessa. [tutto su mia madre]
Agrado
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This sculpture by Issac Cordal in Berlin is called “Politicians discussing global warming.”




reblogging for the millionth time 
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Me :P <3
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ah just what I need
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osalrio:

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outcast-oftheyear:

let-me-christmas-in-pieces:

holyswagbatman:

umfag:

naturesafterthought:

iraffiruse:

#justjesusythings

We’re all going to hell

this post might be the best thing ive seen on here

I’m dying

Well
I laughed

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Now imagine all the Christians pissed at us we’re all goin to hell!

Not pissed at you for going to hell, we dont care Its just almost slightly offensive But its funny still So meh

Omg.
osalrio:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

ask-ohime-seragaki:

outcast-oftheyear:

let-me-christmas-in-pieces:

holyswagbatman:

umfag:

naturesafterthought:

iraffiruse:

#justjesusythings

We’re all going to hell

this post might be the best thing ive seen on here

I’m dying

Well
I laughed

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Now imagine all the Christians pissed at us we’re all goin to hell!

Not pissed at you for going to hell, we dont care Its just almost slightly offensive But its funny still So meh

Omg.
osalrio:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

ask-ohime-seragaki:

outcast-oftheyear:

let-me-christmas-in-pieces:

holyswagbatman:

umfag:

naturesafterthought:

iraffiruse:

#justjesusythings

We’re all going to hell

this post might be the best thing ive seen on here

I’m dying

Well
I laughed

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Now imagine all the Christians pissed at us we’re all goin to hell!

Not pissed at you for going to hell, we dont care Its just almost slightly offensive But its funny still So meh

Omg.
osalrio:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

ask-ohime-seragaki:

outcast-oftheyear:

let-me-christmas-in-pieces:

holyswagbatman:

umfag:

naturesafterthought:

iraffiruse:

#justjesusythings

We’re all going to hell

this post might be the best thing ive seen on here

I’m dying

Well
I laughed

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Now imagine all the Christians pissed at us we’re all goin to hell!

Not pissed at you for going to hell, we dont care Its just almost slightly offensive But its funny still So meh

Omg.
osalrio:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

ask-ohime-seragaki:

outcast-oftheyear:

let-me-christmas-in-pieces:

holyswagbatman:

umfag:

naturesafterthought:

iraffiruse:

#justjesusythings

We’re all going to hell

this post might be the best thing ive seen on here

I’m dying

Well
I laughed

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Now imagine all the Christians pissed at us we’re all goin to hell!

Not pissed at you for going to hell, we dont care Its just almost slightly offensive But its funny still So meh

Omg.
osalrio:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

ask-ohime-seragaki:

outcast-oftheyear:

let-me-christmas-in-pieces:

holyswagbatman:

umfag:

naturesafterthought:

iraffiruse:

#justjesusythings

We’re all going to hell

this post might be the best thing ive seen on here

I’m dying

Well
I laughed

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Now imagine all the Christians pissed at us we’re all goin to hell!

Not pissed at you for going to hell, we dont care Its just almost slightly offensive But its funny still So meh

Omg.
osalrio:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

ask-ohime-seragaki:

outcast-oftheyear:

let-me-christmas-in-pieces:

holyswagbatman:

umfag:

naturesafterthought:

iraffiruse:

#justjesusythings

We’re all going to hell

this post might be the best thing ive seen on here

I’m dying

Well
I laughed

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Now imagine all the Christians pissed at us we’re all goin to hell!

Not pissed at you for going to hell, we dont care Its just almost slightly offensive But its funny still So meh

Omg.
osalrio:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

ask-ohime-seragaki:

outcast-oftheyear:

let-me-christmas-in-pieces:

holyswagbatman:

umfag:

naturesafterthought:

iraffiruse:

#justjesusythings

We’re all going to hell

this post might be the best thing ive seen on here

I’m dying

Well
I laughed

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Now imagine all the Christians pissed at us we’re all goin to hell!

Not pissed at you for going to hell, we dont care Its just almost slightly offensive But its funny still So meh

Omg.
osalrio:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

ask-ohime-seragaki:

outcast-oftheyear:

let-me-christmas-in-pieces:

holyswagbatman:

umfag:

naturesafterthought:

iraffiruse:

#justjesusythings

We’re all going to hell

this post might be the best thing ive seen on here

I’m dying

Well
I laughed

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Now imagine all the Christians pissed at us we’re all goin to hell!

Not pissed at you for going to hell, we dont care Its just almost slightly offensive But its funny still So meh

Omg.
osalrio:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

ask-ohime-seragaki:

outcast-oftheyear:

let-me-christmas-in-pieces:

holyswagbatman:

umfag:

naturesafterthought:

iraffiruse:

#justjesusythings

We’re all going to hell

this post might be the best thing ive seen on here

I’m dying

Well
I laughed

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Now imagine all the Christians pissed at us we’re all goin to hell!

Not pissed at you for going to hell, we dont care Its just almost slightly offensive But its funny still So meh

Omg.